Thursday, February 10, 2011

Help My Breast Is Leaking Oil

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I recently noticed a strange phenomenon ...

You see, I have the same head since I was thirteen or so. And not just the head, the rest too. I wore the 36 D in secondary 2. In Secondary 3, I could buy beer at the convenience store or go to bars without anyone batting an eyelid. The only time before my 18 years I've been asked my cards, because someone had complained.

But since I have over 25 years, it seems like the world upside down! In the last three years I made pan 3 times! 3 times! That's more than during my entire adolescence!

The first explanation that came to my mind is that since I stopped taking the pill last year, I have breakouts that are rather juvenile ... Except that I did ask my cards on occasions when I had no buttons ...

Last time, I think I finally understood the phenomenon! I went out to a bar on a Saturday night (to see a UFC on a giant screen, obviously). I wore my boots with heels (which should certainly get two inches high), flattering jeans, tshirt a modest neckline, no makeup and my long hair (who have never known the dye) were detached. Around me, girls of all ages wore 3 inch heels, miniskirts, jeans that made them a second skin, heavy makeup, manicures colorful, hair and equally chamarées little in fact high .

Frankly, I understand the bouncer (probably younger than me) for asking me my cards. Attriquée I like a girl who has never seen the inside of a bar in his life! lol!

Moral of this story: girls, to look younger than your age, stop any effort!

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